Ogre’s Backyard Lemonade Brawl [FULL RECIPE]
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Most lemonades are here to refresh you…
This one?
This one’s here to test your courage.
Introducing:
Ogre’s Backyard Lemonade Brawl
(Sweet. Chill. Then suddenly… BAM!)
Ingredients:
▶ 1 cup sugar
▶ 1/2 cup honey
▶ 1 cup water (for simple syrup)
▶ 2 cups fresh lemon juice (about 6-8 large lemons)
▶ 8–10 dashes Ogre Killer
▶ 7 cups cold water
▶ Ice and lemon slices for serving

Instructions:
1.Add sugar, honey, and 1 cup of water to a small saucepan. Stir until the
mixture comes to a simmer, just enough to fully dissolve the sugar and
honey into the water. Set aside to cool slightly.
2.Roll lemons around on a hard surface to soften them (This makes them
super juicy!). Cut in half widthwise and squeeze through a mesh strainer
(to catch any seeds) into a measuring cup until you have 2 cups of juice.
3.Pour your 7 cups of cold water, lemon juice, and Ogre Killer into a pitcher.
Stir until well combined, then add your simple syrup to taste, and finish
off with ice.
4.Enjoy your legendary lemonade like the champion you are!
Max Efficiency Mode (Fast forward to refreshment):
▶ Grab store-bought lemonade
▶ Add a few drops of Ogre Killer
▶ Stir
▶ Boom! You’re dangerous now.
🚨Final Warning:
It starts like summer… and ends like you just picked a fight with an ogre.
If your fridge doesn’t have Ogre Killer, that seems like a problem worth fixing.
Stay hydrated. Stay reckless.
P.S. If you make this for friends, don’t warn them. That’s part of the fun.
- The Marvin’s More Than Crew