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Ogre’s Backyard Lemonade Brawl [FULL RECIPE]
Most lemonades are here to refresh you…
This one?
This one’s here to test your courage.
Introducing:
Ogre’s Backyard Lemonade Brawl
(Sweet. Chill. Then suddenly… BAM!)
Ingredients:
- 1 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup honey
- 1 cup water (for simple syrup)
- 2 cups fresh lemon juice (about 6–8 large lemons)
- 8–10 dashes Ogre Killer
- 7 cups cold water
- Ice and lemon slices for serving
Instructions:
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Add sugar, honey, and 1 cup of water to a small saucepan. Stir until the mixture comes to a simmer, just enough to fully dissolve the sugar and honey into the water. Set aside to cool slightly.
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Roll lemons around on a hard surface to soften them (This makes them super juicy!). Cut in half widthwise and squeeze through a mesh strainer (to catch any seeds) into a measuring cup until you have 2 cups of juice.
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Pour your 7 cups of cold water, lemon juice, and Ogre Killer into a pitcher. Stir until well combined, then add your simple syrup to taste, and finish off with ice.
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Enjoy your legendary lemonade like the champion you are!
Max Efficiency Mode (Fast forward to refreshment):
- Grab store-bought lemonade
- Add a few drops of Ogre Killer
- Stir
- Boom! You’re dangerous now.
🚨 Final Warning:
It starts like summer… and ends like you just picked a fight with an ogre.
If your fridge doesn’t have Ogre Killer, that seems like a problem worth fixing.
Stay hydrated. Stay reckless.
P.S. If you make this for friends, don’t warn them. That’s part of the fun.
— The Marvin’s More Than Crew
